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Sunday Morning Sex

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 29, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
    Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
    grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
    died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
    making love on Sunday morning.



    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
    years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
    advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
    church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
    slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
    Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice
    cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today
     
  2. emill911

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    hilarious!!!
     

  3. Admiral Thrawn

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  4. Alex_Knight

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