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Sunday Clothes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Dec 7, 2012.


  1. Mrs Glockrunner

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    A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church
    one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads
    where he met a little girl coming from the other direction.

    'Hi,' replied the little girl.

    'Where are you going?' asked the little boy.

    'I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way
    home,' answered the little girl.

    'I'm also on my way home from church. Which church
    do you go to?' asked the little boy.

    'I go to the Catholic church back down the road,' replied
    the little girl. 'What about you? '

    'I go to the Lutheran church back at the top of the hill,'
    replied the little boy.

    They discover that they are both going the same way
    so they decided that they'd walk together. They came
    to a low spot in the road where spring rains had partially
    flooded the road, so there was no way that they could
    get across to the other side without getting wet.

    'If I get my new Sunday dress wet, my Mom's going to
    skin me alive,' said the little girl.

    'My Mom'll tan my hide, too, if I get my new Sunday suit
    wet,' replied the little boy.

    'I'll tell you what I think I'll do,' said the little girl. 'I'm
    gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my
    head and wade across.'

    'That's a good idea,'replied the little boy. 'I'm going to do
    the same thing with my suit.'

    So they both undressed and waded across to the other
    side without getting their clothes wet. They were
    standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry before
    putting their clothes back on, when the little boy finally
    remarked:

    'You know, I never realized before just how much difference
    there really is between a CATHOLIC and a LUTHERAN!!
     

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