A man without arms or legs is sunbathing by the sea on a small rocky peninsula. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him. The first woman says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head no, and she leans down and gives him a big hug. "Have you ever been kissed?" asks the second woman. He shakes his head no, and she kisses him. Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been screwed?" "No," says the man, his eyes lighting up. "Well, you are now. The tide's coming in!"