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Summertime Grillin'

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jul 15, 2007.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    May 13, 2007
    INDY, USA
    A couple had been married for 15 years. One afternoon they were
    working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling
    weeds, the husband said " Hey, Honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is
    getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."

    The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick,
    measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt. "Yep", he said,
    "just what I thought. Just about the same size."

    The wife was incensed and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She
    went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.

    That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife
    and said, "How about it honey?" How about a little lovemaking?"

    The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

    "What's the matter?" To which she replied,

    "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"