Share ko lang: > Let's take a break....=) > > The NBI (National Bureau of Investigation), the AFP > (Armed Forces of the > Philippines), and the PNP (Philippine National > Police) get into an argument > over who is the best at apprehending criminals. > > The President decides to test them. She releases a > rabbit into a forest and > each of them has to catch it. > > The NBI goes first. They place animal informants > throughout the forest.They > question all plant and mineral witnesses. After > three months of extensive > investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not > exist. > > The AFP goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they > burn the forest, > killing everything in it. They make no apologies: > "The rabbit deserved it." > > The PNP goes in. They come out two hours later with > a badly beaten bear. > The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit! I'm > a rabbit!" > Wanna kill these ads? We can help!