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Subject: The State of Philippine Criminal Affairs ;)

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by New_comer, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. Share ko lang:


    > Let's take a break....=)
    >
    > The NBI (National Bureau of Investigation), the AFP
    > (Armed Forces of the
    > Philippines), and the PNP (Philippine National
    > Police) get into an argument
    > over who is the best at apprehending criminals.
    >
    > The President decides to test them. She releases a
    > rabbit into a forest and
    > each of them has to catch it.
    >
    > The NBI goes first. They place animal informants
    > throughout the forest.They
    > question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
    > three months of extensive
    > investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not
    > exist.
    >
    > The AFP goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they
    > burn the forest,
    > killing everything in it. They make no apologies:
    > "The rabbit deserved it."
    >
    > The PNP goes in. They come out two hours later with
    > a badly beaten bear.
    > The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit! I'm
    > a rabbit!"
    >
     
  2. paltiq

    paltiq

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    Oct 29, 2005
    sa totoo lang.....aliw-na-aliw ako;e ;e ;e :cool: :) ;f ;a ;z ;z
     


  3. bokbok_05

    bokbok_05

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  4. horge

    horge -=-=-=-=- Lifetime Member

    3,045
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    Jan 22, 2004
    almost home
    Hilarious...
    ;f ;f ;f
    Better if you substitute local fauna while you're at it.
    The original joke involved the LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA.
     
  5. paltiq

    paltiq

    369
    1
    Oct 29, 2005
    ayaw talaga patalo ng PNP!!!

    Todays AIRPORT SCENE:
    News: Federal air marshall shoots "bomb" carrier at the airport:)
    News: PNP shoots the floor hits 4 :cool:
     
  6. nrmcolt

    nrmcolt What?

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    Sep 26, 2004
    Raccoon City
    Only in da Philippines;f
     
  7. MELBU

    MELBU Ann2Tero

  8. Could be the reason why my NBI agent and Marine soldier friends discourage me to trust too much with my PNP friend! Hahahahaha!!
     
  9. toxic

    toxic

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    Jan 15, 2005
    doin' time
    Tukayong Punisher long time no post Hows Isabela?..
    Kahit sa joke mabangong mabango parin NBI ah..
    Who's taking over the post of the Late Director Wycoco(RIP)
     
  10. Punisher_nbi45

    Punisher_nbi45 R we der yet?

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    2
    Dec 24, 2004
    a place far, far away
    Toxic,

    Happy New Year!

    I've been assigned to manila at our VAWCD (Violence Against Women and Children Division). Bale 6 months nako naka-assign doon.

    No news yet. To be honest, we're also wondering, just like you guys. Until may official announcement, we just keep on doing what we do.

    Stay safe and always watch your back!

    Punisher :)