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Subject: Al, Bill and Hillary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
    crashed. They died and went to heaven and came before God who was sitting
    on the Great White Throne.

    God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

    "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I
    did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

    God thinks for a second and says "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my
    left."

    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

    "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge
    against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

    God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit
    at my right."

    God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

    "I believe you're sitting in my chair."