Subj: Ed Zachary > > >A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a >date or any sex in quite some time. > > >She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she >decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. > >Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex >therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the >examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." > >The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, >reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she >was instructed. > >Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." >So she did.. > >Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. >You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not > haf sex or dates." > >Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is > Ed Zachary Disease?" > >Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when >your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.