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Stupid things your Soldiers, Airmen, Sailors and Marines "accomplished"....

Discussion in 'US Army Forum' started by 16vmkII, Mar 28, 2007.

  1. 16vmkII

    16vmkII Whipped

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    I think it would be relaxing to read about your problem soldier, as I'm dealing with probably the dumbest private I've ever had the opportunity to mentor.

    Just a small amount of things he does:

    1. Looks at gay classified ad type websites on gov computer
    2. Fails to report in when on Quarters...he's a sickcall ranger
    3. Totalled his brand new car just after allowing his insurance to lapse.

    This is from this week and it's only Wednesday. :upeyes:

    Enlighten me on your wonderful troops...:tongueout:
     

  2. 16vmkII

    16vmkII Whipped

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    I wish my commander would just chapter his ass. Unfortunately, there's some 'drug deal' between my SGM and his old unit. I don't know what the issue is, but he's basically untouchable. No AR15's, etc..it's a bunch of bs. :upeyes:

    I've built up a papertrail that's about a quarter inch thick in 3 months of negative counseling statements...
     
  3. Leaving the ship while on a restricted status to go "work out" and walking to the local pub to knock a few back.

    Stealing and photo-copying someones engineering drawings and passing them off as thier own.

    Gun-decking engineering logs.

    Missed movement while in an recall status because said member decided he had enough and drove to phillie.

    And what does the masterchief do? Send him to "A" school, which is the CG's AIT so he can become a petty officer and future leader of the CG.
     
  4. 10-32

    10-32 Here, hold this

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    Under the radar
    Laying outside on a concrete barrier talking on a cell phone while the rest of the company is inside prepping the barracks for inspection. And continues to talk on the phone after the BDE CSM rolls up. (That's a no-go).

    People in BCT having sex in the mop closet.

    Going to sick call, skipping out, and getting caught at the class 6 trying to buy 2 logs of dip. Then lying to the DS about company affiliation, and saying he was in AIT....for 88R. (Now known as the combat retard) THEN getting sent back to the company to report to the 1SG, and lying to him as well. In week 8 of BCT. He got restarted and lost his MOS.

    One guy stole another Soldier's rented car, hit another Soldier with it, and went AWOL. Unfortunately for him, he forgot his cocaine in his wall locker before he left. He'll be spending some time in Kansas.

    A couple guys got caught making out with each other in the barracks, and that's just icky.
     
  5. fxdwngflyr

    fxdwngflyr NSDQ 92-03

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    Join the army to be medically chaptered out, while on med hold for back problems and diabetes(sp) the individual decides to start a tree service and climbs and pulls and cuts large trees.
    SM (service member) stayed in the Army long enough to qualify as being in a "star" mos and is promoted to SGT automatically. I decided to call DA promotions and spoke to a staff SGM. Explained the soldier and was told "it doesnt matter Sergeant, promote him"

    Female soldier gets caught with a male in her barracks room. Lies to everyone and says he just came to wake her up. By the way the guy was crawling out of her window when he was caught. Next she is crying in my office talking about how much she loves her husband who is 6 states away.

    Female soldier comes to PT formation a little drunk. It is pool day so she says she is "bleeding" and needed to go and change her clothes. Me being a male, I dont challenge her. I trust, but verify. I bring in a female SSG in the counseling and ask the soldier why she never returned to PT. She said it was so bad that she spent the 1.5 hours cleaning herself up. She then challenges me to "come and see if you dont believe me then." I answer "No, I wont look. Its not my place. But, SSG XXXXX will." The soldier walked all the way to her door. When she unlocked it she admited she was lying. A breathalyzer test later and a .9 results just bought her a "loss of rank and pay". I love letting them set themselves up for failure.


    Notice in all these instances the word Soldier is lowercase!
     
  6. 25May

    25May Senior Moment

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    :rofl:
     
  7. We had a few good ones in Iraq:

    Soldier defecated into a Pringles potato chip can, and threw it out his second-story barracks window. Somehow, his fellow Soldiers got wind of it, and when his Platoon Sergeant asked him about it, soldier denied it -- claimed it was just a rumor. However, PSG found the can. Soldier got a Company-Grade Article 15.

    NCOs caught drinking alcohol. One got it in his mail, and he and another NCO drank it.

    Soldier caught looking a pornography on a NIPR-net computer. (Computer is rated for Secret informaition.)

    Soldiers lost weapons and lied about it.

    A female soldier was having sexual relations with another soldier when a rocket attack occured. She broke her arm jumping out the barracks window. Later, I think she went home and filed for divorce from her husband, also a soldier.
     
  8. GraveroberA1

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    16vmkII, SergeantC

    Inform your Information Assurance Security Officer (IASO) Or Regional Computer Emergency Response Team (RCERT) regarding the Porn and the spillage. Looking at porn on Uncle Sam’s network is prohibited by AR 25-2, and should also have been in the User Agreement everyone is required to sign.

    And moving a SIPR computer to NIPR is bad enough, but doing it to look at porn?!

    The system might be a little slow on the porn, but the spillage will be taken care of quickly. The Army has started to take computer security seriously in the last few years. Report it and it should be dealt with. And if your worried about reprisals, you are required to report security violations to your IASO or RCERT (note, command is not mentioned) per AR 25-2.

    https://www.rcert-c.army.mil/ (Requires CAC login)

    From there you can go to the links and they have links to all of the RCERT's, they should all have a 24/7 contact DSN and/or email address. Or if you need any help let me now.

    Grave
    Senior Information Assurance Analyst / IASO
     
  9. nothing

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    The absolute dumbest thing I've ever seen came from a decent soldier I had in Iraq. He got a hernia and didn't go on sick call or tell anyone. We didn't find out until he was in such severe pain he couldn't move. It turns out the hernia got so bad it strangulated one of his testicles. We had to fly him out so he could have his nut amputated, spend a couple of weeks recovering in germany before being returned to us. His new nickname was UNO.

    I can't help but to feel bad for him. I really think he just didn't want to cut out of patrols to go to sick call, but really, it's not like he's a sick call ranger.

    Of course I've had my share of dirtbags, one E-4 caught by the 1SG behind the orderly room getting hammered. Another already in rehab for drug abuse (admitted to it prior to drug screen) shows up so intoxicated he couldn't stand. He was dumb enough to stumble up to me to ask me about a pay problem. Best I could get for these two was an Article 5.
     
  10. Got a good one. We had a soldier 2 weeks ago steal a pair of NVG from the tower we do guard duty at. He stuffed them in the bottom of his duffel bag. When they found out it was him and they searched his room and found them they asked why. His answer, "because I am infatuated with them"
     
  11. hokieglock

    hokieglock Proud Infidel

    had a ssgt ask my wife (an rn) to get him some date rape drug.
     
  12. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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    :laughabove: :rofl:
    Damn, here is a pic of the CO's HUMMER after a dumb arse SP4 was trying to use NVG at Ft. Chaffee, ARK JRTC circa 1990, it is a pic of a pic so sorry for the quality

    [​IMG]
     
  13. xxiv

    xxiv NRA Member

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    Cherry going on leave, visiting Vegas, calling me two days after leave started telling me he's engaged to a girl he met...in Vegas.

    Too many other retarded acts to list.
     
  14. 16vmkII

    16vmkII Whipped

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    I'm in the middle of 30 days of leave and I get a call about my wonder-private. Turns out he lied to the CDR about his whereabouts during a PT formation. I think the cap's about had enough of his bs too.
     
  15. xxiv

    xxiv NRA Member

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    No block leave?
     
  16. xxiv

    xxiv NRA Member

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    :animlol:
     
  17. Juell

    Juell Gun Nut that is

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    As of late, the "Stupid thing" soldiers have been doing here is drinking. One soldier about a month ago decided to drink too much, and beat on peoples doors inviting them to fight him so they would send him home.
    Another soldier, after drinking, vomited all over himself and passed out in the door of his CHU where the 1stSgt found him.
    Our 1stSgt is cool as hell, and drug him into his room and cleaned him up, but when the soldier woke up, he pretty much begged for an AR15 because of the smoking that was inevitable.:animlol:
    Back in the rear before we deployed, one of our soldiers accused the ENTIRE 1st floor of our barracks of assraping him, and he walked bow legged for about three days. The Spc. who he said held him down was being med'd out, because last deployment he was wounded, and his right arm is parylyzed. CID came out and investigated, found out it was bunk and then "private assraped" went AWOL. The turd got chaptered out later.:thumbsup:
     
  18. 16vmkII

    16vmkII Whipped

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    During block leave I took 14 days. I waited until now to take the 30 days, because I was getting married. In 3 weeks, I'll start terminal leave unless they **** with my life some more and extend me another 365 days. :upeyes:
     
  19. 16vmkII

    16vmkII Whipped

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    You have a good 1SG.

    This is just retarded. :supergrin: