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Stupid Criminals.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Stupid Criminals...


    Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia,
    detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's description
    and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the
    car and face the victim for an I.D. The suspect dutifully eyed
    the victim, and blurted, "Yeah, that's the woman I robbed."
    ~~~~~~~~~
    In Nashville, they tell of Fred "Bubba" Johnson, the burglar
    who fell asleep on the sofa of the home he was robbing,
    only to be awakened by police.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    In Thibodaux, Louisiana, a robber with a thick Cajun accent
    couldn't get restaurant patrons to understand his demand
    for money. Frustrated, he whipped out his gun, but it
    wouldn't fire. Grabbing the cash register, he ran -- but got
    only three feet before falling down. The register was still
    plugged into the wall... Unplugging it, he tried again, but a
    regular diner decked him and called police.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    In Rhode Island, cops were sure they had the right guy
    when the suspect in a string of coin-machine thefts
    proceeded to pay his $400 bail... entirely in quarters.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Texas authorities, responding to a store robbery, seized a
    man who was fleeing naked. When asked about his choice
    of attire, he said he'd stripped after the job because he
    figured his clothes would make him identifiable. . .
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Lawrence, Kansas - Officers tracked a midnight thief who
    prided himself on his running speed by following the red
    lights on his high-tech tennis shoes. . .
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    In Virginia, a janitor went to great lengths to avoid I.D. in a
    7-Eleven robbery, using a ski mask and rental car for the
    occasion. But he also wore his work uniform, which said
    "Cedar Woods Apartments" and had his name, Dwayne,
    stitched across the front. . .
     
  2. VANMAN

    VANMAN

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    Jul 18, 2002
    Long Island
    "Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an I.D. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted, "Yeah, that's the woman I robbed."

    ^b ~1 ;z ~1 ^b
     


  3. I guess he missed the part about "You have the right to remain silent"