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Storks

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and a baby stork.

    The baby stork is crying and crying and the father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing babies to families and making them happy."

    The next night, it's father's turn to do the job.

    Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and the mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."

    A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.

    The baby stork says, "Nowhere in particular. I was just scaring the hell out of college students!"