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Storks

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 5, 2009.

  1. okie

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    Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby
    stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry,
    son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making
    them happy."
    The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting
    in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying, "Son, your father
    will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and
    daddies."
    A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son has
    been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the
    parents ask him where he's been all night.
    The baby stork says, "No where. Just scaring the hell out of college
    students!"