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Stingy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 5, 2007.


  1. okie

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    There was a couple who were big spenders.
    They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii,
    But never able to save any money to do so.

    One day they came with an idea -- each time they have sex,
    They will put $20.00 bill into piggy bank.
    They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year.
    After that time, they decided that there is enough money for
    Their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank.

    The husband looked at their savings and said:
    "Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into piggy.
    But here we have many $50.00 and a few $100.00 bills."

    The wife replied:
    "Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?"