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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 4, 2006.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say........
     
  2. okie

    okie
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    Last year I replaced all the windows in my
    House with those expensive
    Double-pane energy-efficient kind.

    Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who
    Installed them. He was complaining that the
    Windows had been installed a whole year ago and I
    Hadn't paid for them yet.

    Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't
    Mean that I am automatically stupid.

    So I told him just exactly what his
    Fast-talking sales guy had told ME
    Last year... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these
    Windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"? (I told him).
    "It's been a year"!

    There was only silence at the other end of the
    Line, so I finally just hung up....

    He hasn't called back, probably too
    Embarrassed about forgetting the
    Guarantee they made me.

    Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.