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State Mottos

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by FN64, Jul 7, 2007.


  1. FN64

    FN64
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    Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity
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    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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    Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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    Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
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    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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    Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
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    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
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    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else
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    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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    Nevada: Prostitutes and Poker!
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    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To an Attorney
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    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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    Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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    Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner...
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    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender
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    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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    Tennessee: The Educashun State
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    Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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    Vermont: Yep
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    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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    Washington: Help! Nerds And Slackers Overrun Us!
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    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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    Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and The Sheep Are Scared