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St. Peter talks with three Blonds---------

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 11, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

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    Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.

    He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him
    what Easter was.

    The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and
    we give thanks and eat turkey."

    St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

    The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
    exchange gifts."

    St.Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

    The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So,
    tell me."

    She said," Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
    festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples
    when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung
    Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb
    behind a very large boulder.

    St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

    Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder
    and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of
    basketball."

    St. Peter fainted.