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Sperm Count

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SARG, Apr 15, 2007.


  1. SARG

    SARG
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    An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor to obtain a sperm count as
    part of his physical exam.

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
    semen sample tomorrow."

    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
    him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The
    doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this
    - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left
    hand, but still nothing.

    Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
    left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
    with her teeth out, still nothing.

    We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
    both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
    knees, but still nothing.

    The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,
    "Yep. None of us could get the jar open " .