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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by elrod, May 20, 2009.


  1. elrod

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    A midwife is walking past the hospital staffroom, when she hears two African doctors talking, "I'm telling you it's wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first.
    "No. It's woombaa: W-O-O-M-B-A-A," says the second.
    "No, no, no. Wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first again.
    At this the nurse pops her head through the door, "I think you'll find, gentlemen, it's WOMB: W-O-M-B,"
    The two doctors look blankly at her, until one of them says, "Madam. I doubt if you've ever even SEEN a water buffalo, let alone heard one fart in a mudpool,".
     
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