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Specimen

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 26, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A mountain woman went to the doctor

    and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.

    When she got home she asks her husband,

    "What is a specimen?"

    He replies. "Hell if I know.

    Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse"

    The woman goes next door and comes back in about twenty minutes

    with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.

    "What in the world happened?" asked her husband.

    "Damn if I know," she replies.

    "I asked Edith what a specimen was

    and she told me to go piss in a bottle.

    I told her to go crap in her hat

    and then all hell broke loose.
     
  2. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    Sorry for the HI-JACK OKIE ! ! !


    My bad.


    My cousin e-mailed that to me yesterday. I missed yours.






    One OKIE Thread ! ! ! ! ! ;f
     

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    No worrys Alex;f ;a