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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 10, 2004.


  1. okie

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    Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile
    cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under
    it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries
    starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He
    says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat
    us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

    The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."