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son-in-law to be meets the father

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 26, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

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    A young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents. After
    dinner,her mother told her father to find out about the young man.
    The father invited the fiance to his study for a talk.

    "So what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.
    "I am a biblical scholar," he replied.
    "A Biblical scholar. Hmmm," the father said. "Admirable, but what will
    you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

    "I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."
    "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
    deserves?" asked the father.

    "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will
    provide for us."
    "
    And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"
    "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiance.

    The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father
    questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

    Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, Honey?"
    The father answered, "He has no job and no plans, and he thinks I'm
    God!"


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  2. trcubed

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    Huh?!? ;g
     

  3. lethal tupperwa

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  5. Dogman

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    Umm sure... any damn fool knows that.... Honey? Can you come look at this?
     
  6. trcubed

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    That's what I thought...just wanted to verify...