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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1955mercury, Jan 22, 2013.


  1. 1955mercury

    1955mercury
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    Lady: Do you drink?

    Man: Yes

    Lady: How much a day?

    Man: Three 6 packs

    Lady: How much do you pay per 6 pack?

    Man: about $10.00

    Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: 15 years

    Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00 and you have three 6 packs a day which puts your
    spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

    Man: Correct

    Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
    15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

    Man: Correct

    Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
    in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
    for compound
    interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink?

    Lady: No

    Man: Where's your Ferrari?
     
  2. Mrs Glockrunner

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