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Discussion in 'Reloading' started by GioaJack, May 3, 2012.

  1. GioaJack

    GioaJack Conifer Jack

    Apr 14, 2009
    Conifer, CO
    Next Wednesday is my birthday, (I got a birthday discount from Midway and Little Stevie didn't), but since I'm leaving for Ft. Worth, Friday morning the ladies at the dance club I frequent threw me a surprise party last night.

    I have a habit of bringing in a couple dozen roses for holidays, or just for the hell of it and handing them out to the ladies. (A system that reaps huge rewards I might add.)

    About two hours into the night one of the ladies asked me to take a seat at the center bar... figured she was either going to yell at me about something or touch me with a ten foot poll.

    As I sat on the bar stool one lady tied Mylar birthday balloons to my chair and then each of the 24 ladies that had been hiding on the other side of the bar walked up, one by one, presented me a rose accompanied by a big kiss and a hug. (A few guys jumped in line and those who tried to give me a kiss were knocked on their keister, those who just offered a handshake escaped unscathed.)

    The night progressed from there, the exact details not suitable for posting on a family forum but suffice it to say in my many decades of roaming the earth last night, (speaking of the surprise party), is probably the nicest thing that has ever happened to me. The multitudes of cards with very personal messages inscribed within touched me more than I am willing to publicly admit.

    On an even brighter note, I'm teaching five of the ladies to shoot and pass their CCW classes. That's a bunch of loading I don't mind doing. (They're all going to have a real hard time hiding a gun but I am more than willing to offer as much hands on instruction as necessary... and then some.

    Here's an example of the pictures they e-mailed me this morning.





    Being old and single has its benefits.

  2. Colorado4Wheel


    Nov 2, 2006

  3. Kentguy


    Nov 22, 2010
    Kent, OH
    Happy birthday Jack,

    But WOW... I count 9 lovley young ladies with you in that last picture, thats a 10-some!!!

    You are the MAN...:bowdown:
  4. fredj338


    Dec 22, 2004
    I notice the cake was sans candles. Probably had something to do with the fire code & the recent fires up there. Also the cake doesn't look big enough to hold that many. Well done Jack! Another year, another viagra perscription.:supergrin:
    Last edited: May 3, 2012
  5. You know when you always said you went dancing with the ladies I pictured well much more ummm....well.... mature ladies. The kinds that wear granny panties.

    I am officially apologizing to you and the universe for assuming that.

    Happy Birthday!
  6. sellersm

    sellersm disciplinare

    May 28, 2009
    Well done Jack! Happy Birthday, enjoy the trip to the flatlands. Oh yeah, nice hat!
  7. The "Getting Loaded Zone".

    Nice ****! (them not you).
  8. Zombie Steve

    Zombie Steve Decap Pin Killa

    May 31, 2007
    Old Colorado City
    It's funny to experience the two Jacks. The normal Jack, which says the f-bomb every 10 seconds and the Jack around women, which is really a sickening acting job. I'd never quite seen anything so sappy. Anyway, if they're dumb enough to fall for it...

    Happy B-day, Jack. Mine's Monday, but we're celebrating my 19th annual 21st birthday party this Friday. PM me if anyone wants to come.

  9. BigJake


    Mar 20, 2011
    Who was the creepy guy in the barstool next to you?

    Jack around girls is pretty disturbing.
  10. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

    Sep 27, 2009
    Austin, TX
    Happy birthday Jack and it looks like you're having one heck of a good time. :music:
  11. WiskyT

    WiskyT Malcontent

    Jun 12, 2002
    North Carolina
    Yeah, I was picturing some blue haired lady hopping up on the bar and doing a pole dance.
  12. Hogpauls


    Nov 6, 2009
    No doubt! Thoughts of old ladys hunched over their walkers with mammaries dangling like limp appendages plagued my imagination.

    Jack, you are THE man! Either that or these pics were taken after they had consumed all the ruffies in the western hemisphere. Happy Birthday.:cake:
  13. fredj338


    Dec 22, 2004
    Jack is getting really good with photoshop.:fred::birthday:
  14. GioaJack

    GioaJack Conifer Jack

    Apr 14, 2009
    Conifer, CO
    That'll teach you guys to underestimate the old man. :shame:

    Leaving at 4:30 in the morning for Ft. Worth but cutting this trip short and coming home Thursday night... have dates Friday and Saturday nights. :supergrin:

    Taking the young lady in the bottom photo, (pink tank top and straw cowboy hat... she's not as young as she looks), shooting on Sunday. :tongueout:

    To all you married guys... well, lets just say that words escape me. :dunno:

  15. fredj338


    Dec 22, 2004
    I think you suckered them all in with the pink shirt. Takes a real man to wear pink & a cowboy hat.:cowboy:
    Last edited: May 3, 2012
  16. Hoser

    Hoser Ninja

    May 22, 2002
    Drive fast. Take chances. Speed up on the curves.

    Remember, your reflexes are not what they used to be. The ladies know this, but you might have forgot.
  17. shotgunred

    shotgunred local trouble maker

    Mar 1, 2008
    Washington (the state)
    Last edited: May 3, 2012
  18. RustyFN


    Sep 29, 2006
    West Virginia
    Happy Birthday Jack.
  19. DWARREN123

    DWARREN123 Grumpy Old Guy

    Jan 25, 2008
    Clarksville, Tn.
    :supergrin:Happy Birthday and you the "MAN" ! :supergrin:
  20. Hoser

    Hoser Ninja

    May 22, 2002
    A Man among Men.

    The Rhodesian Army would not let him join as they were afraid he might take over.