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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ReyFufuRulesAll, Feb 26, 2007.


  1. ReyFufuRulesAll

    ReyFufuRulesAll
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    Pantless Wonder

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    "He who walks through airport terminal sideways is going to bangkok. "

    "He who stands on toilet is high on pot."

    and my favorite,
    "he who goes to bed with itchy ***** wakes up with smelly fingers".
    :shocked: :shocked: :supergrin:
     

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  2. Jocephus70

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    "Man who walks around with hands in his pocket, feels a little cocky all day!"
     

  3. Blitzer

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    I am going to hate myself,



    Confusion say,


































    "He who flys upside have crack up."

    :sad:


    "Light travels faster than sound which is why many people seem bright until you hear them speak"

    "Everyone has a photographic memory some just don't have any film"

    "The 50-50-90 rule" Anything you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right there is a 90% chance you will get it wrong"

    "I started out with nothing and I still have most of it"

    "You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you"

    "Seen it al, done it all, can't remember most of it"

    "Those who live by sword get shot by those who don't"

    A day with out sunshine is like, well, night"
     
  4. ReyFufuRulesAll

    ReyFufuRulesAll
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    Pantless Wonder

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    "save the whales! collect the whole set!"
     
  5. corpdriller

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    Confucius also say; Woman run faster with dress up than man with pants down.
     
  6. gunslinger_627

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    Blue Rules

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    "Some people are like slinkies. They don't really serve a purpose, but you can't help but laugh when they tumble down the stairs".
     
  7. Richard K

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    Confucious say: Man who lose key to blonde ladys apartment get no newkey.
     
  8. echo

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    Punfucious
    Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to loose face.
    Man who run in front of car get tired.
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
     
  9. jtull7

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    It is:

    "Woman who flies upside down have hairy crack up."
     
  10. eddief4

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  11. glock22%surfire

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    Don't spit into the wind.