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Some little known things...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Mar 18, 2009.


  1. Blitzer

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    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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    Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your..., well you know what )
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    You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
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    Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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    The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
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    The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
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    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) (That women are going the 'right' direction....?)
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    Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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    Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
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    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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    Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
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    PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!
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    The three most valuable brand names on earth:
    Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
    but, not downstairs.
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    A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why..
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    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from
    a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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    And the best for last....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    (I know some people talk through their don't YOU?) :rofl: