Minding my own business. The deceased is the uncle of my sons girlfriend of three years. Through the chatter of the crowded room I hear from the right, Sean! Thats him! Now I realize this is nothing good since I know four people max out of this group of people. The wife and I only attended to support the sons girlfriend who is a charming young lady and we adore her. I see a wave going around the room of heads turning and glancing at me. Youre being paranoid I think to myself, but just in case I sidle my back up to a wall. Sure as ****, here comes my son hysterical laughing. Nice going Dad! he states with obvious glee. You locked up her uncle and he picked you out by name as soon as he laid eyes on you. My bride rolled her eyes and proceeded to laugh herself sick. Everyone thought it was extremely amusing. Everyone except me and the perp that is. The wedding should be a howl.