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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 17, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

    The lady asked, "What's that?"

    "A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

    "Where did you get it?" the other lady asked.

    "You can get them at any drugstore."

    The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely, but politely asks what brand she prefers.

    "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.