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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 7, 2005.


  1. okie

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    Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was
    always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up
    after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."

    She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good
    cigarette after sex."

    He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever
    smoked, and he replied that he had never.

    Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's
    your excuse then?"