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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 1, 2003.

  1. okie

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    GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Good News To All Smokers

    The International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of winning the following major prizes.

    Grand Prizes: A Brand New Cancer, Bronchial Infection, Goiter, Sinusitis, Migraine, Cerebral Tumor, Paralysis, Hypertension, and Asthma

    Second Prizes: Special Hepatitis, Meningitis, Bronchitis

    Third Prizes: Colored TB, Emphysema, Arteriosclerosis, Gingivitis, Rheumatism, Heart Disease, and Lung Cancer.

    You can also have a chance to win consolation prizes such as: Tartar Deposits, Bad Breath, Stained Teeth, Appetite Loss, and Swelled Gums.

    Join now!!! Remember that the more sticks you puff, the more chances of easy winning. Fabulous prizes await you!!! You can also be a lucky winner! Please claim your prizes at the nearest funeral parlor.

    This promo is a limited offer... See your X-Ray result for more details!!!
  2. J Sand

    J Sand
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    Lost cause

    Nov 24, 2003
    Playing Hide and Seek...
    Isn't it great to win something when you actually deserve it.;j

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