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smiling corpses

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
    their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
    happened.

    "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to
    his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector , " says the Coroner.

    "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
    it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
    The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

    "Ah," says the C oroner, "this is the most unusual one -- Billy-Bob the
    redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by lightning."
    "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
    "Thought he was having his picture taken."