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smiling corpses

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf


    Oct 3, 2002
    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
    their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has

    "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to
    his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector , " says the Coroner.

    "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
    it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
    The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

    "Ah," says the C oroner, "this is the most unusual one -- Billy-Bob the
    redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by lightning."
    "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
    "Thought he was having his picture taken."