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Sleeping At Your Desk?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Sep 27, 2003.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:


    "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time
    management course you sent me to."

    "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

    "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
    envisioning a new paradigm!"

    "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

    "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

    Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you
    learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

    "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
    stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

    "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
    our biggest problem."

    "The coffee machine is broken...."
    or
    "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

    "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

    "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

    "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
     
  2. forthehalibut

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    "In Jesus' name, Amen."
     

  3. David_G17

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    preceeded by "and bless my boss and all of his hard work..."
     
  4. vafish

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    Just don't be like the CAD operator in my office.

    He fell asleep at his desk while holding a sharpened #2 pencil with the point up. Impaled his right eye on the pencil.
     
  5. MattsNuked

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    He doesn't sound too sharp!!;i
     
  6. vafish

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    Well let's just say he doesn't look at his job quite the same way as before the accident.