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"Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

    May 24, 2000
    "Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!"

    Thursday is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers
    Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working
    your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a
    damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating
    MORE work for you?

    Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look
    in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
    Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she
    enters a room, everyone else clears it?
    Well, on behalf of all pissed off workers, I am so very very
    glad to officially announce Thursday as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING

    These are the rules you must follow:

    * You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
    * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you
    again in the same day.
    * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers
    take their turns slapping the irritant.
    * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside
    somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
    * CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the
    recipient, your

    "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick
    of your stupid-***** always messing up stuff!"

    * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the
    supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

    Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want
    to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a
    great day !!

  2. pizzaaguy


    May 8, 2002
    Central Florida
    Thursday would not be enough time.:(

    ;f ;f ;f

  3. 10hasteeth


    May 29, 2004
    houston, tx
    Thanks! I needed that today!