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Sister Susan

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 20, 2005.


  1. okie

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    A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.

    "No, Father. Just a little gas." Sister Susan explained.

    A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again.

    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." She replied again.

    A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute little fart."