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Sister Maria

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Wmarden, Sep 9, 2003.

  1. Wmarden

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    Aug 23, 2002
    Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"

    Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior."

    Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"

    Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his pants."

    Mother Superior: (even more shocked) "And what then?"

    Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he with his pants down."