close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Signs You're Burned Out

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 14, 2009.


  1. okie

    okie
    Expand Collapse
    GT Mayor

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    64,670
    1,524
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, 'Hell.'

    9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, 'Get
    off my back, Witch!'

    8. Your garbage can IS your 'in' box.

    7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because
    you just don't care.

    6. You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.

    5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

    4. You sleep more at work than at home.

    3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.

    2. You blasted your Daily Planner with a .357 Magnum a week ago, but still
    haven't been able to miss a meeting.

    1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
     
  2. silentpoet

    silentpoet
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2007
    23,745
    8,312
    Location:
    This Old Caddy
    Number six had me rolling.
     

Loading...
Similar Threads Forum Date
Burned out light bulb. Okie Memorial Area Apr 9, 2012
Burned out.... license plate light Cop Talk Jan 14, 2012
Burned out ML10226 Meprolights wanted Wanted To Buy Jan 21, 2009
Anyone burned out? Firefighter/EMS Talk Feb 16, 2006
Sure signs that you're broke! The Lighter Side Aug 28, 2003