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Signs Your Pastor Needs A Vacation

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 14, 2008.


  1. okie

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    His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are "alright, listen
    up you heathens..."
    - He falls asleep during his own sermon.
    - He shows up for Sunday service wearing Bermuda shorts and a Tank Top
    - Every time his pager goes off, he shouts, "Why can't they just leave me
    alone?!"
    - Announces baptismal services will be at the Grand Canyon
    - You go to his office for counseling and pour your heart out to him and he
    says, "Sounds like a personal problem to me."
    - For the past two months he has preached the same sermon every Sunday.