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Signs That You Have Nothing To Do At Work

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 10, 2005.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    By January 6th you've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar.

    You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images
    of Elvis.

    You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven
    Dwarfs.

    You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the
    inevitable explosion occurs.

    People come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

    You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

    The 4th Division of Paper clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and
    General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
     
  2. AlexLarsen

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    *snickers*

    Having a rough week at work?
     

  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA
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    Get off my lawn

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    #1 - you refresh GNG every minute to catch any new posts.
     
  4. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    I wish I had some of those signs`l `l `l `l `l `l `l `l `l