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Signs That Make You Say HUH???

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 16, 2008.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant …
    "Blackened bluefish"

    In a Maine restaurant …
    "Open seven days a week and weekends."

    On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store …
    "Thirty-eight years on the same spot."

    On a New York convalescent home …
    "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church"

    Outside a country shop in West Virginia …
    "We buy junk and sell antiques."

    In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store …
    "15 men's wool suits - $100 -
    They won't last an hour!"

    A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field
    in Chicago …
    "Do not activate with wet hands."

    In a New York restaurant …
    "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought
    to see the manager."

    In the offices of a New Jersey loan company …
    "Ask about our plans for owning your home."

    In the window of an Oregon general store …
    "Why go elsewhere to be cheated,
    when you can come here?"

    In downtown Boston …
    "Callahan Tunnel - NO END"

    On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon …
    "Are you an adult that cannot read?
    If so, we can help."

    On a Tennessee highway …
    "Take notice: when this sign is under water,
    this road is impassable."

    On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut …
    "No trespassing without permission."

    In a New York medical building …
    "Mental Health Prevention Center"
     
  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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  3. Jazz5

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