On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant "Blackened bluefish" In a Maine restaurant "Open seven days a week and weekends." On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store "Thirty-eight years on the same spot." On a New York convalescent home "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church" Outside a country shop in West Virginia "We buy junk and sell antiques." In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store "15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!" A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago "Do not activate with wet hands." In a New York restaurant "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager." In the offices of a New Jersey loan company "Ask about our plans for owning your home." In the window of an Oregon general store "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?" In downtown Boston "Callahan Tunnel - NO END" On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help." On a Tennessee highway "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable." On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut "No trespassing without permission." In a New York medical building "Mental Health Prevention Center"