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Signed up for some kind of stupid donkey rodeo.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Gonetodarkside, Apr 14, 2013.

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  1. Gonetodarkside

    Gonetodarkside owl protector

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    You know you want to catch.
     
  2. Gonetodarkside

    Gonetodarkside owl protector

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    So do you.
     

  3. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    I think the best thing you could do to prepare (besides thoroughly oiling up) is to practice bending over, touching your toes, and spelling the word "run" as loudly as possible.
     
  4. Gonetodarkside

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    I appreciate your expert advice...

    tell me, is it best to wear a wig or does the donkey not care?


    Based on your level of experience of course.
     
  5. NH Trucker

    NH Trucker Needs coffee...

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    [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZqjKXPdFHA"]Man Vs Donkey - Video - YouTube[/ame]










    :wavey:
     
  6. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    If he didn't want some... why was his pants down?!
     
  7. countrygun

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    That' MY ex-wife, your sister,. can't you keep it straight?

    To the OP

    Just remember the donkey is more experienced. let him lead.
     
  8. NeverMore1701

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    According to persons in your immediate family, it doesn't matter.


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  9. NeverMore1701

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    :perfect10:
     
  10. Folsom_Prison

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    Lookin' for love in all the wrong places....
    Lookin' for love in donkey faces....



    I don't know how OP started this or where it might, he's gonna turn to a donkey just like a friend.....
     
  11. NeverMore1701

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    I don't think its face is where he's gonna find love....
     
  12. Gonetodarkside

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    keep it coming guys...


    :rofl:
     
  13. NH Trucker

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    After Friday, you'll never say that again... :whistling:












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  14. Gonetodarkside

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    my GOD!!!


    what have I got myself into????


    I am gonna try and upload a video for you deviant bastiges. :rofl:
     
  15. countrygun

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    Sounds like a "Spray and Bray" operation
     
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  16. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    you have to really wonder which is the jack-ass in those shows....LOL.
     
  17. Gonetodarkside

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    lmfao


    I bet you guys are jealous.
     
  18. boxer01

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    I've heard of hair pulling, but tail pulling....


    :puking:
     
  19. Bruce M

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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