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sick... but funny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by frogman257, Mar 7, 2007.

  1. frogman257

    frogman257

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    Sep 19, 2006
    Hurricane Alley
    Hello?"







    "Hi honey.





















    This is Daddy.



    Is Mommy near the phone?"





















    "No Daddy.



    She's upstairs in the bedroom



    with Uncle Paul."

















    After a brief pause,









    Daddy says,



    "But honey,

    you haven't got

    an Uncle Paul."















    "Oh yes I do,



    and he's upstairs in the room

    with Mommy,

    right now."











    Brief Pause.









    "Uh, okay then,



    this is what I want you to do.





    Put the phone



    down on the table,



    run upstairs

    and knock on the bedroom door

    and shout to Mommy

    that Daddy's car

    just pulled into the driveway."

















    "Okay Daddy,



    just a minute."





















    A few minutes later



    the little girl comes back to the phone.





















    "I did it Daddy."















    "And what happened honey?"









    "Well, Mommy got all scared,



    jumped out of bed



    with no clothes on



    and ran around screaming.





















    Then she tripped over the rug,



    hit her head on the dresser



    and now she isn't moving at all!"





















    "Oh my God!!!



    What about your Uncle Paul?"





















    "He jumped out of the bed



    with no clothes on, too.



    He was all scared



    and he jumped out of the back window



    and into the swimming pool.



    But I guess he didn't know



    that you took out the water



    last week to clean it.

    He hit the bottom of the pool



    and I think he's dead."





    ***Long Pause***

































    ***Longer Pause***

































    ***Even Longer Pause***














    Then Daddy says,



    "Swimming pool?















    Is this



    486-5731?"



    :laughabove: