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Si Yaya Talaga

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by isuzu, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. isuzu

    isuzu

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    I just love no. 17 :)

    1. Yaya buys food at McDo.
    Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
    Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”
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    2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
    Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
    Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
    Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”
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    3. Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor’s office..
    Doc: “Bottlefed?”
    Woman: “Brea - stfed po.”
    (Doctors squeezes woman’s breasts repeatedly)
    Doc: “Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.”
    Woman: “Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!”
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    4. The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten.
    She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor:
    “Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!”
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    5.. My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star.
    Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala pong Inquirer
    kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!”
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    6. Yaya: “Huhuhu…”
    Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”
    Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
    Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”
    Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”
    Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”
    Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako…”
    Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”
    Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
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    7. (Earlier) Mom: “Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!”
    (Later) Son: “Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?”
    Yaya: “Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!”
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    8. Just now my maid burned a hole in my uniform.
    I angrily asked her, “Paano mo naman nasunog to?”
    She answered: “Secret!”
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    9. After watching a movie, our yaya blurted out :
    “Ang pangit naman, happy ending!”
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    10. Sir: “Yaya, gawa mo ko ng kape. Yung decaf ha!”
    Yaya: “Siyempre naman, alangan namang de-baso!”
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    11. Mom: “Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!”
    Yaya: “Ano po lulutuin ko?”
    Mom: “It’s up to you..”
    (During dinner) Mom: “Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?”
    Yaya: “Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,
    sabi niyo, ‘kitsup tuyo’!”
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    12. Our neighbor’s yaya: “Junjun, chew your mouth!”
    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

    13. Our yaya sa sari-sari store: “Miss isang Coke in can
    at isang Sprite na Coke in can…”
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    14. SIR: “Inday, si sir mo to, nabangga kotse ko & I need cash!”
    INDAY: “Aru, dugo-dugo gang ka no?”
    SIR: “Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!”
    INDAY: “Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa kin…kapkeyk…”
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    15. I once asked my yaya where the Netherlands is located.
    She answered: “Diba dun nakatira si Peter Pan?”
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    16. “O yaya, bakit ka umiiyak?”
    Yaya: “Ati, sabi kasi ng duktor, tatanggalan ako ng butlig!”
    Ate: “Eh yun lang pala eh! Bakit ka umiiyak?”
    Yaya: “Buti kung one lig lang, eh kung butlig, wala na kong ligs!”
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    17. We saw our yaya staring intently at the orange juice bottle.
    Sabi namin: “Yaya, anong ginagawa mo?”
    Yaya: “Shhh! Nakalagay sa bote, ‘concentrate’…”

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    18. Neighbor’s yaya telling her ward to climb down the stairs:
    “Down to earth! Down to earth!”
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    19. My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor radio.
    Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,
    “Ma’am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang salita ha!”
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    20. We paid for the tuition fee of our yaya’s son.
    So one day I was reviewing him: “The Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.
    Ano ang katabi ng Mercury?” His mom, our yaya, answered:
    “Parang Watson’s yata…”
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    21. Sir: “Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa barong ko?”
    Yaya: “Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!”
    Sir: “Good! Anong pinang-tanggal mo?”
    Yaya: “Gunting, kuya! Gunting!”
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    22. Yaya to tricycle driver: “Magkano sa City Hall?”
    Driver: “Ikaw lang?” Yaya: “Ay bakit, hindi ka sasama?”
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    23. (Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya)
    Kuya: “Yaya…”
    Yaya: “Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!”
    Kuya: “Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!”
    Yaya: “Si Koya naman…nagsa-suggest lang…”
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    24. Kid: “Yaya, spell orange?”
    Yaya: “Depende. Yung kulay o yung prutas?”
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    25. Midget Yaya who was newly hired:
    “Suwerte po kayo, ako ang napili niyo.
    At least kung maibagsak ko si baby, mababa lang!”
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    26. Yaya to my brother: “Nag tothbrush ka na ng ipin?”
    Bro: “Siyempre, alangan namang mag toothbrush ako ng kilikili!”
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    27.. (after being scolded for breaking her promises):
    “Ma’am, hindi na po ako mangangako ulit…promise!”
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    28. AMO: “Bakit namatay ang aso?”
    MAID: “Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.”
    AMO: “Nakamamatay ba yun?”
    MAID: “Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.”
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    29. Yaya picking up the phone saying: “ Hilo ?”
    We noticed that she was holding the handset ng baligtad.
    We told her, “Yaya, baliktad!”
    Then Yaya said: “Lohi?”
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    30. Amo: Yaya use COOLING PLACE in a sentence.
    Yaya: Sir! viry easy! iksample nagring yung phone,
    (ring, ring, ring,) Yaya answered, " HILO , WHO'S COOLING PLACE?"
     

  2. PMMA97

    PMMA97 TagaBundok

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    Funny!

    Wala lang hihingi ng english translation.
     
  3. Wp.22

    Wp.22

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    it reminds of my son's yaya:

    Yaya: Basti you want happymel ( happymeal)
    Yaya: Bliss sa daddy
    Yaya: Selen, selen, selen ( singing the song from the commercial)
     
  4. atmarcella

    atmarcella

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    overwatch....
    LOL. pero ang hirap maghanap ng yaya nowadays!
     
  5. s0nny_g17

    s0nny_g17

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    magkano pasweldo ninyo sa yaya or katulong ninyo?
     
  6. MAJINKONG

    MAJINKONG Sr. Member

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    Free Flood
  7. Allegra

    Allegra

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    mura lang yaya dito sa probinsya , 3t
    Pero willing ako hanggang 5t basta maganda chaka ligated na
     
  8. bikethief

    bikethief itchy trigger

  9. To yaya naman this time: "Paki-porkchop mo nga yung manok"...
     
  10. atmarcella

    atmarcella

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    overwatch....
    pinaka yaya ko 4k, assistant yaya 2.5k, we found out hindi talaga kaya ng isa, dapat 2.
     
  11. Wp.22

    Wp.22

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    andrew, may yaya ka pa do you need help changing your undies hehehehe:supergrin: