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Show your Patriotism!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mdsteele, Jan 26, 2003.


  1. Mdsteele

    Mdsteele
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    To All True Patriots
    >
    > Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin
    > to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, next Saturday
    > afternoon at 2:00 p.m. CST, all American women are asked
    > to walk out of their houses completely naked, to help weed out
    > any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
    > recommended for this antiterrorist effort.
    >
    > All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front
    > of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see
    > other women nude. (Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol,
    > a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
    > sentiment.) Notify the appropriate authorities of any people
    > who do not participate.
    >
    > Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and
    > indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism. To achieve 100%
    > participation, forward this note to other similarly minded patriots.
    > I have my chair and a beer! See ya on the lawn !
    >
     
  2. trcubed

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    Yeah...put a few naked women in a flat-bed truck and go *trollin' for terrorists*




    I'll drive
     

  3. TEAK

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    i think this should be done once a week!
     
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