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Short love story

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by postmanpwc, Feb 5, 2009.


  1. postmanpwc

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    I read this from a website and laughed my butt off. What do yall think? :rofl:

    A Short Love Story

    A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own f%#*ing blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

    The End
     
  2. JimBianchi

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    Sounds just like my house!!

    LOL!!
     

  3. Dean

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