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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 25, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly
    stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's
    absence after so many years of faithful attendance,
    the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent
    health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these
    years we don't see you at services anymore?"

    The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi,"
    he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to
    take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100,
    then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've
    forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"
     
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