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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes
    over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and
    assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this
    baby as gentle as possible down on the water".

    "Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old
    lady, terrified.

    "Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in
    the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this.
    Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs".

    "And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady.

    "Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".