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Sex Frogs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Big Time, Feb 8, 2003.

  1. Big Time

    Big Time Senior User

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    A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store
    > in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices
    > a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money
    >Back
    > Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
    >
    > The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
    > whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
    > The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
    > carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way
    > home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes
    > out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it
    > says
    > to do:
    >
    > 1. Take a shower.
    > 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
    > 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
    > 4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".
    >
    > She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
    > nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at
    > this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom
    > of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions,
    > please call the pet store."So, the girl calls the pet store. The man
    > says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
    >
    > Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl
    > welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
    > instructions and the damn thing just sits there."The man, looking very
    > concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and
    > sternly says:
    >
    > "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more
    >time!"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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