Let's hear them. I have a common USAF joke. ----------------- A C130 cargo plane was flying , when all of sudden a F16 fighter jet flew up. The Fighter jet pilor got on the radio and said, " hey you slow cargo plane. I bet you can't do what I can do" He immediately took off climbing vertical, doing barrels rolls, flying upside down and hitting near mach 2. After about 5 minutes of showing off, he pulls back up next to the cargo plane. the C130 pilot get on the mic and says "Nice, but I bet you can't do what I can do" So for the next 10mins the 2 planes where still flying parrell with no BIG course change or moves. Finally the fighter jet pilot calls over and says," Hey so what are you going todo?" the C130 pilot radio back and said, "hey I already did it. I got up and took a crap, drink a cup of coffee, stretch my legs, read the newspaper and chat with my crew". ;z --------------- We should make this a sticking Wanna kill these ads? We can help!