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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 26, 2004.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    SENIOR CITIZEN
    > A college student at a recent gathering challenged a senior citizen
    > sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for the older generation to
    > understand his.
    >> >
    >> > "You grew up in a different world," the student said, loud enough for
    >> > the whole crowd to hear.
    >> >
    >> > "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked on
    >> > the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear
    >> > energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed wireless
    >> > processing .. and uh.."
    >> >
    >> > Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer
    >> > said,"You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so
    >> > we invented them, you dumb little twit! What are you doing for the next
    >> > generation??"