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Senatorial courtesy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by gwalchmai, Sep 12, 2002.

  1. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

    Jan 9, 2002
    Outside the perimeter
    Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish.

    He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.

    "Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?"

    "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

    Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

    There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied, "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."