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Seeing-eye dog

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Never Nervous, Feb 16, 2011.

  1. Never Nervous

    Never Nervous
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    Aug 18, 2009
    Metro ATL
    A blind man and his seeing-eye dog walk up to a corner with several people standing there. When they come to a stop, the dog raises his hind leg and pees into the mans shoe. The man reaches into his pocket, pulls out a treat and gives it to the dog. A lady standing there says, "My, what a forgiving gesture, after he peed in your shoe." The man said, "Not at all. I just want to know where his head is so I can kick him in the nuts."

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