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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 3, 2005.


  1. okie

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    At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing
    whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman,"
    said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."

    "I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest.
    "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."

    "You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

    "I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has
    kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it
    forever."